Ohhh….mama!

Happy 4th of July folks,I hope you had a good one. This week we’re going to look at the drink I made for the 4th,the Bahama Mama. Some might say it’s tourist,not Tiki,but it can be found in many Tiki bars,and the former Lost Lake of Chicago had their own version,so that counts. The thing about the Bahama Mama is that there really isn’t a singular proper recipe. Unlike the Mai Tai,it can’t be traced to one bartender or bar. Even the origin of the name is hazy. Some say it was named for Caribbean dancer Dottie Lee Anderson whose stage name was Bahama Mama,some say it came from a song by George “King of Goombay” Symonette,a famous Calypso singer.
If you do a deep dive into the ‘net,you’ll find recipes where it’s shaken,blended,or even layered. There’s recipes with and without grenadine,with and without banana liqueur,the juices change,and I found one that calls for coffee liqueur. I even found a posting from a bartender on Reddit who claimed that he just made his from whatever he had behind the bar and proudly proclaimed that he would “go to his grave without learning a proper recipe”. So basically,if you ever order a Mama at a bar,you’ll get what they think it should be(or what the bartender feels like). In order not to waste your rum,I’ve tried a couple recipes that I can recommend,and one that shows you how to spot a bad drink. Enjoy folks.

Mix #201a Elevated Bahama Mama 1
1oz Plantation Xaymaca rum
3/4oz light overproof rum*
1oz pineapple juice
1oz lemon juice
1/2oz cream of coconut
1/2oz pomegranate syrup
1/4oz orange curacao
1/4oz banana liqueur
Shake with five ice cubes for five seconds and strain into glass with ice.
*I used Wray & Nephew Overproof.
From the former Lost Lake bar,this is fruity and sweet with a citrus aftertaste. The overproof also makes it strong. It’s called ‘elevated’ because it was made to be a properly balanced drink that you’d be willing to make again. A bit touristy,but quite good. I wouldn’t be ashamed to serve it in my bar.

Mix #201b Elevated Bahama Mama 2
1oz Appleton 12yr rum
3/4oz Smith & Cross rum
1oz pineapple juice
1oz lemon juice
1/2oz grenadine
1/4oz orange curacao
1/4oz banana liqueur
Shake with ice and pour into glass.
Remember how I said that there wasn’t a single proper recipe? Well the internet can’t even seem to agree with the recipe from Lost Lake. This is another ‘official’ version I found. It’s sweeter than the above because the grenadine comes forward more than the pomegranate syrup did. It has some kick due to the Navy rum,but not as much as the first. Not bad,if you like sweeter drinks give it a try. I do prefer the first one though.

‘The Bahama Mama’
1oz spiced rum
3/4oz coconut rum
3/4oz banana liqueur
2.5oz pineapple juice
1oz orange juice
1-2 Tbsp grenadine
Shake with ice and pour into something.
So you’ll notice that I didn’t number this recipe. That’s because it doesn’t count,this is your lesson in how to spot a bad drink. One to two tablespoons means a half to a full ounce of grenadine. That’s a lot. And that’s all you’ll really taste in this hot mess. It’s way too sweet because there’s almost no sour to balance it(note the lemon in the Elevateds). I also stated ‘coconut rum’ without being specific because the rum specified in the posting I found is something you won’t find in my bar. I’m not the worst of rum snobs,but I’m not mixing with rail. If your bartender serves you this,send it back and/or find another bar. And if they toss on an overproof float,they’re just trying to give you a hangover. You’ve been warned folks.
I hope this has been informative for you. If you just want to get hammered on vacation,then go ahead and order a Mama at the beach bar. If you want something you’ll enjoy,use one of the two numbered recipes above.
And now I’ll close with some good music and a tribute to the Fourth by an American icon. Aloha!













































